Monthly Archive for June, 2008

Are cluster bombs kosher?

Published on June 10, 2008 in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

With the hardline Zionist tactic of labelling any criticism of Israel as anti-semitic in mind, Par En Bas attempts a little thought experiment.

Hasn’t it occured to anyone else how Anti-Semitic the ban on cluster bombs is? I mean, it’s obvious the anti-Israel extremists are trying to take away Israel’s right to deploy weapons which are, and I quote, “highly useful on the battlefield”.

That’s why they were used to extensively during Israel’s war with Lebanon (or “Hezbollah” if you bend that way) in 2006, one presumes. In total, the Israelis dropped around 4 million “bomblets“, up to a million of which may not have exploded. These unexploded bomblets are responsible for the death and disfiguration of up to 200 Lebanese since the end of the war. Children are more likely to be the victims of this since the round “bomblets” can be confused for toys.

Luckily Israel, along with other brave nations such as the U.S, India, China, Russia and Pakistan, is not a signatory to this outrageous treaty and so will continue to deploy this “highly useful battlefield device” whenever the terrorists threaten our way of life.

Well, thank god for that!

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Obama, America’s first Jewish President?

Published on June 8, 2008 in Humour, Politics and US. 1 Comment

In a move that shocked his AIPAC audience but which his supporters called “brave,” Barack Obama dropped his drawers to prove that he was Jewish. John McCain immediately issued a statement alleging that he was circumcised first. (The Republican candidate is 71.) Basing himself on extensive fieldwork, Daniel Pipes, a McCain supporter and noted authority on Muslim culture, observes that “looks can be deceiving — Muslims are also circumcised.” (Pipes’ new book is “Turkish Bath Terror Network.”) Speaking for the Democratic party, Nancy Pelosi promises to investigate the “particulars” of their candidate. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton announced that although as a feminist she opposed circumcision, she would make an exception if it would get her the nomination. “Speaking as her husband,” Bill Clinton said, “I couldn’t care less, but if this is what it takes, heck, I’ll slice off a piece too.” Crackers from Hope refused comment.

Obama to AIPAC: Jerusalem will remain Israel’s undivided capital

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